Don’t @ Me: Seven of my Anime Opinions: Was Akira banging her mom? edition

We ask the big questions here every week. Welcome to Don’t @ Me, the place where instead of talking about shit that matters, I instead wonder if a character from a titty ecchi show was banging her mom. This week we talk about that, and some other stuff. Let’s get into it.

Valkyrie Drive Mermaid Episode 7: Another Divisive Impact (NSFW) | The Yuri  Empire
This real questions.

1. This has been bugging me for a week or so now. Ever since I finished watching Valkyrie Drive Mermaid and the OVAs, but was Akira, the leader of the island, in an incestuous relationship with her mom? I mean the OVA keeps talking about her partner, but there is literally no one she’s close to. We only see her with her mother in flashbacks and we do that get image of her mom in the final moments.

2. I mean, this is anime, and anime is gonna anime. And frankly if you make it to the OVAs of Mermaid, you are already a trash-loving man or woman of culture. But’s it’s still bugging me. I mean, I don’t care, you guys know the shit I review on this blog, but I just gotta know. Am I right? Is it just implied, or is there another girl that Akira is banging? These are the important questions people!

3. And for the record, Akira has some impressive breasts, like class S milkers right there. The fact she can keep those things in a bind is frankly astonishing. I just wanna know if she’s banging her mom! Someone fucking answer the question! 

4. Right, ok what else? Oh Elaina had a baller episode this week, and it’s pretty clear that Nike, the witch whose travels she read is her mom. I look forward to seeing how that plays out, and I hope the series keeps striking a good balance between funny, boring and angsty.

5. I should be finishing Higurashi this week, and man oh man, has this show taking a left turn. I’m enjoying where it goes, but I do think something has been lost in trying to tie everything that happens into some big ass fucking conspiracy. There was a quaint simplicity in the different horror stories of the first season. Still, I can’t help but respect the ambition of the author. He wants to go big, and it does work.

6. I know I should have done this earlier, but I’ve been waiting on picking up the official English version of the High School DXD light novel. Mostly because these things are being released so slowly, and there are *check notes* almost 30 of them on the way. I want to support the official release, so i might have to bear it. And hey Sydsnap, one of the best anime youtubers was gushing about the series, always a plus.

7. So Naruto creator Masashi Kishimoto is coming back to write the story for the Boruto, which was the plan from the start (yeah right.) Kinda of surprising to be honest, I figured after over a decade he’d want to see the back of the series, but I suppose he either A) really want to write it, or B) wants more money. Either way, expect Boruto and Kawaki to start yelling each other’s names.

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