Don’t @ Me: Six of my Anime Opinions: Tang Edition

It’s Monday, so it’s time for this! Welcome to Don’t @ Me! The place where, like Shinji when Misato decides not to take one for the team and suck his dick, I exploded into orange goo as I give you my thoughts and opinions on everything anime and manga related. This week it’s about Evangelion and some other shit, let’s get into it after the cut.

The true End of Evangelion
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Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba the Movie: Mugen Train: No getting off this Crying Train

This is a film I’ve been sitting on for a few weeks but haven’t had anytime to take a look with other stuff going on. A week has opened up however, and I think it’s no better time than to get this out. This has been the big success story of the year, but how is it as an actual film? After the cut let’s take a dive into Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba the Movie: Mugen Train

*Insert Train Song*
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Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions!: Take on Me: Planes, Trains and Automobiles

We have watched the first two seasons, but there is still a movie! The ride has had many ups and downs, plenty of good and plenty of ‘meh’, but we aren’t done yet. After the cut let’s take a look at the final chapter of the Love, Chunibyo series, the film Love, Chunibyo and Other Delusions! Take on Me.

Starring the greatest tracking device ever created.
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Fate/Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel: A Hero of One

I’ve pretty much picked this entire series clean. I’ve said all I can think of saying. I’ve reviewed each film multiple times, discussed the central relationship and given my thoughts. Now we finally put this to bed with a final look at, not the three films, but at the entire story as a singular product. So, one last time, join me after the cut as I take a dive into Fate Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel

Seize the moment, and become a hero.
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Fate/Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel III. spring song: Return of the Senpai

I’ve been sitting on this for a while now. Aside from hunting down a copy to watch, and deal with a bunch of other shows, this has fallen by the wayside. But now I finally have the time, and frankly I’ve been itching to get my thoughts out about it. So after the cut let’s talk about the final installment and last chapter of the Fate/Stay Night movie trilogy: Heaven’s Feel III. spring song.

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Berserk: The Golden Age Arc Part 3: Hold my beer, George R.R Martin

And now we have finally come to it. The last movie of the trilogy.

Anime has had many amazing moments, moments that make you go ‘what the fuck.’ The End of Evangelion comes to mind as one of the most infamous. And there are also smaller examples such as the beginning of Elfen Lied, or the final episode of Beyblade’s second season. However, none of them compare, to the events of the final part of Berserk, yes even Evangelion. Let’s not bury the lead and get right into the final movie: The Advent after the cut.

Berserk: The Golden Age Arc III - The Advent (2013) - IMDb
I think things are looking up guys!

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Berserk: The Golden Age Arc Part 2: Rebound Sex no Jutsu

Our look at the Berserk movies continue! While much of what needs to be discussed is going to be saved for the legendary third movie, there is still some stuff worth yapping on about in the first two thirds. Now that the players and story have been set up, what happens next and most of all: is it good? Well after the cut let’s take a dive into the second movie in the Berserk trilogy: The Battle of Doldrey!

Berserk: The Golden Age Arc II - The Battle for Doldrey (2012) - IMDb
Triumph then Tragedy

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Berserk: The Golden Age Arc Part 1: The CGI Sucks, we know.

Well, I’m going to have to talk about something else for the third-year anniversary.

This has been a film series I’ve been trying to get to for a year now, but it kept getting put off longer and longer. This week though a buddy of mine wanted a movie to watch and I figured it would be a perfect time to get to it. Let’s not waste any more time than I have. After the cut let’s get into the first movie of Berserk: The Golden Age Arc: The Egg of the King.

Berserk: The Golden Age Arc I - The Egg of the King (2012) - IMDb
Game of Bones

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Sword Art Online The Movie: Ordinal Scale

When it comes to anime, any film that comes out of it can often be placed into one of two different categories. The first is your standalone films that aren’t connected to any series or show and tell singular stories. These are things like your Miyazaki pictures, Your Name, Mirai, and so on. The second are what I call ‘franchise films.’ These are movies that are connected to long running series, often either as a stand-alone ‘non canon’ adventure, or serving as a epilogue to certain plot points. Most of the shonen anime films from series like Dragon Ball, Naruto, One Piece and Bleach and fall into the first type, while movies like Gundam Wing Endless Waltz, End of Evangelion, Steins;Gate, and Cardcaptor Sakura: The Sealed Card, are examples of the latter. Finally there has been a new sub-genre of anime film: continuation movies. These often act as a mini-season of a show, and carrying on from where the story left off. Konosuba, Tanya the Evil and Rascal does not Dream of a Dreaming Girl are very recent examples of this

Now why do I bring this all up? Well aside from wanting to talk about that for ages, I thought the background would be important when talking about the film today. Let’s not waste anymore time, after the cut our look at the most divisive anime of all time: Sword Art Online continues with the series’s debut film: Sword Art Online The Movie: Ordinal Scale.

Ordinal Scale
Even Kirito needs a Montage!

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